WTF?

In Yahoo! Answers, someone asks:

What is the activation code for math book course 1 McDougal littel plz if i don't then i got Saturdayschool?

WTF? If he acquired it legally, why doesn't he have the code? If he didn't get one, shouldn't he have asked the teacher instead of the general public? In addition, he also needs to attend extra English classes...

This is funny. A student is asking

lol i hate my drama class so much and we're doin our scenes next week and i need to know ways to get sick. any suggestions? haha

The first answer given was the obvious one - go out in the cold. Another person suggested that since (s)he is a drama student, (s)he should fake it...

Wants a free calculator

Apparently this person has never heard of the phrase "There ain't no such thing as a free lunch."

Where can i get a FREE math calculator mailed to me?

i want a free calculator, that has pi. and other ice stuff, any calculator you know of, as long as its free, and only serious answers!

Yeah, right. Why don't you wish for infinite wishes while you're at it?

What channel is this on?

Some idiot asks:

What time does is the Baby Borrowers on?

Time and Channel, USA

Yeah, right. You'd have to be an idiot to think it's going to be on the same channel everywhere in the USA.